money jokes

Category: "Money Jokes"
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Joe: Every night I take two quarters to bed with me.

Peter: Whatever for?

Joe: They are my sleeping quarters.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Tim: I wish I had the money to buy an elephant.

Tom: What do you want with an elephant?

Tim: Nothing, I just want the money.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Beggar: Pardon me, but would you give me fifty cents for a sandwich?

Passerby: I don’t know, let’s see the sandwich.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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How do you know you've met a good tax accountant?

He has a loophole named after him.

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posted by "merk" |