musician jokes

A guy asks a music store owner what the difference is between a violin and a fiddle.

"Well," the store owner replied, "when I buy it it's a fiddle. When I sell it, it's a violin."

Q: What do you get if you play New Age music backwards?

A: More New Age music!

What did Justin Timberlake say after he was sunburned?

"Can't Stop the Peelin'!"

Q: What is a soprano's favorite drink growing up?

A: High-C!