musician jokes
Favorite this joke My uncle was crushed by a piano....
His funeral was very low key
I used to be in a band called The Hinges...
We opened for The Doors!
Why did the members of a new rock band wear costumes, masks, and capes?
Why else, because they were a super-group!
The owner of a musical instrument store summoned one of his staff who was overheard arguing with a customer. He asked her what they were arguing about. "She wanted a guitar, and I told her we didn't have one."
The boss said, "So she wanted a guitar, the customer is always right. Why did you give her a hard time?"
"Well, for starters, she was left-handed, so she wasn't right."
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