musician jokes

I went to a costume party dressed as a rapper but everyone thought I was sad because I was looking down all night.

They have no idea how heavy all those gold chains are.

Just spoke with Bill Withers.

I told him his song "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.

He responded, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know"

An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C...

I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.