puns jokes

I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!

I said, “Mark, my words!”

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...

Because they usually can’t reach it for themselves.

What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?

"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."

My pet mouse Elvis died today...

He was caught in a trap.