puns jokes

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A lettuce and a tomato were in a race.

Who won?

The lettuce went a head, but the tomato never could ketchup.

4 votes

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
1 votes

I was in an art creating contest.

It was pretty boring.

It ended in a draw.

1 votes

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

How much money does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer...

3 votes

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

It never fails...

Cashiers are always checking me out.

5 votes

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posted by "shopin55" |