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Favorite this joke Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw.
Noticing my surprise, the coach said, "That record will stand forever."
I was about to make some modest disclaimer that records exist to be broken, when he added, "We stopped holding that event years ago."
A couple who lived in the South were moving to Connecticut to set up their business of raising Yorkshire Terriers under a new name.
Being new to the area they wanted to come up with a catchy name for their new adventure in the area.
So they settled on the name "New Yank Yorkies".
What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
PenalTEA.
Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"
Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."
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