sport jokes

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.

Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered. "We've got all the umpires."

Yo Momma is so skinny...

She's so skinny, that she uses a cheerio as a hula-hoop!

What food does Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers refuse to eat during the NBA Playoffs?

Indian Food... he hates Curry.

John went with a bunch of friends on a camping trip for the weekend.

"How was the camping trip?" asked a co-worker a few days later.

John replied, "It was intense!"