teacher jokes

My 4th grade teacher used to complain to my mom about my poor hand writing. I tried hard for years, only in vain, to continuously get the feed back, "Try to improve your handwriting!"

I am 25 now, working as a software professional for a company. I mailed her last week for thanking her for making me what I am now.

She replied with a post script... "Please improve your handwriting!"

School teacher sends home a note with student. The note reads, ”Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.”

Mother sends a note back the following day, ”Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem."

Teacher: "Today we are going to learn about tenses. Now if I say, 'I am beautiful', which tense is it?"

Student: "Obviously that would be past tense!"

Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Well, teachers don't really change a bulb, but they can help to make a dim one brighter.