Yesterday I saw my neighbor kicking in his own door...
Turns out he's a burglar who started working from home.
Interviewer: I want to ask you a question, and your answer must be quick.
Me: Okay.
Interviewer: 12 + 37 = ?
Me: Quick!
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work.
When confronted by his boss the man explained, "You can't park anywhere near this place!"
Top 5 Signs that you Travel Agent is not very good:
Just booked your cruise to Las Vegas.
He spelled Europe with a ‘Y'.
Just asked, "How do you feel about cattle cars?"
Picks connecting flights using the "Eeny! Miney! Mo" method.
Just said, "England? Never heard of it!"