Best Jokes

Attorney: “She had three children, right?”

Witness: “Yes.”

Attorney: “How many were boys?”

Witness: “None.”

Attorney: “Were there any girls?”

Witness: “Your honor... I think I need a different attorney!"

A man went to the doctor with a mystery ailment.

The doctor asked: "Do you drink to excess?"

The man replied: "I’ll drink to anything."

"What happened, where were you?"

"Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!"

Two spiders got engaged.

I heard they met on the web .