Best Jokes

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's lap!

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."

Husband: "Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?"

Wife: "Is that what I do?"

As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?

FLOOD LIGHTS!