A guy goes to the doctor.
Guy: "Doc, I think I broke my arm in three places."
Doctor: "Well, don't go to those places!"
December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas.
Some insist on a shirt.
Others insist on a pair of socks.
The argument always ends in a tie.
People go on vacation to forget things...
Then they open their travel bags and find that they did.
Teacher: If I tear a piece of paper into four, what do I get?
Student: Quarters
Teacher: And if I divide it into eight?
Student: Eighths
Teacher: And if I divide it into eight thousand parts?
Student: Confetti.