Best Jokes

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, he asked her the usual question, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my text?"

My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere...

It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.

My sister bought this driving app recently...

But it kept on crashing.

What did Robinson Crusoe do with Friday on Saturday night?