Best Jokes

His girlfriend had just learned to drive the car and now they were out in the suburbs racing along over seventy. “Doesn’t speeding over the beautiful country make you glad you are alive?” she asked.
“Glad?” He raised an eyebrow. “Glad in not the word for it. I’m amazed.”

Baba sent his brother a birthday cake, air mail. He wanted him to get it while the candles were still burning.

A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping that at least one of them would win. But sadly, no pun in ten did.

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida!