Best Jokes

A couple making plans for their vacation.
Wife: I am afraid the mountain air would disagree with me.
Husband: My Love, it wouldn’t dare!

Visiting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him sitting up in bed, anxiously leafing through the Bible.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“Looking for loopholes,” was the lawyer’s reply.

Marriage is like a railroad sign… first you stop, then you look, and then you listen.

Marriage is nature’s way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.