Best Jokes

Two idiots are sitting in front of a mirror.
One said, "Why don’t we meet the two people in the mirror", so they stood up and the other one said, "sit, sit they're coming!"

Teacher: What does your father do for a living?
Student: He is a magician.
Teacher: what is his favorite event.
Student: He cuts people in two.
Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Student: One half-brother and one half-sister....

Note outside a laundry shop: "Drop your clothes here for best results" !!

Ad outside a store specializing in jeans-wear: "Ladies have fits upstairs".