Best Jokes

“So”, thundered Larry’s furious father, “you’ve been expelled from college, have you?
“Yes, Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.”

One friend to another “I think my wife is trying to tell me something,” “She keeps wrapping my sandwiches in a road map!”

Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn’t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. “Darling! He blurted out, “Will you marry me?”
“Of course, I will, you silly boy,” she replied, “Who’s speaking?”

Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.”