Best Jokes

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?

Girl: Yes, why?

Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!

Q: How do you catch a sqirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?.
A: He wanted to be a polyunsaturated!