Best Jokes

Confucius Says: If you don't succeed, re-define success.

Did you hear about the resturant on the Moon?

Great food but no Atmosphere.

A butcher saw a Lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him: Atty., what would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat? Lawyer replied: why? of course, I’ll make the owner pay for it! The butcher said: If that is so, now you owe me $15 because it is your dog. The Lawyer replied: very well, just deduct the $15 from the $25 you owe me for the advice, I’ll collect the remaining $10 the next time I pass by here.

Q. Why aren't there very many Wal-Mart’s in Afghanistan?

A. Because there are too many targets!