Best Jokes

One day, two little friends were walking home from school and kid #1 said,” I have noticed, in the morning while looking out my window that your father goes to work earlier than my dad, yet they work together...why is that?" Then kid #2 not having a clear answer, replies "well, he goes early to swing on the gate!"

Q:HOW DO YOU MAKE A TISSUE DANCE?
A:PUT A LITTLE BOOGI IN IT

Confusius say,boy who brings ladder to school must be in High School.

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling crummy!