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Favorite this joke My girlfriend’s father wants her to marry a man of means. He said he would give me her hand in marriage if I can afford to burn ten thousand dollars as if it were nothing.
Without hesitation I wrote a check for ten grand and burnt it right before his eyes.
I’m still single.
Why are professional skiers always politically correct?
Because it's a slippery slope!
If you want to change the world, do it when you are single!
Once you' re married, you can't even change the TV channel.
There were three men on a hill with their watches. The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke. The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.
The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it. The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it.
The third man said, "Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow."
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