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Favorite this joke A woman has a problem with her closet door - it's falling out every time a bus passes by. So she calls a repairman.
The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by.
"OK, I'm going to take a look at this, just close the door behind me," and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes home from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband says, "What the heck are you doing here?"
Repairman replies, "You won't believe it, but I'm waiting for the bus."
An insurance agent called our medical office. One of our doctors had filled out a medically necessary leave-of-absence form for a patient, but the agent said the patient had altered it.
The giveaway?
The return-to-work date had been changed to February 30.
A bunch of ellipses, a cylinder, and some lines are hanging around together talking:
The ellipses, “Hey, we’re leaves!”
The long cylinder, “And I’m a trunk.”
The lines, “I guess we’re branches.”
They arrange themselves accordingly. Euclid comes along, sits down next to the shapes, and asks what they are.
The shapes respond, “Gee, I’m a tree!”
A grocery store manager chased a shoplifter through dry goods and frozen foods before catching him with a flying tackle in cleaning supplies.
That's when the manager noticed that all of the customers in line at the cash registers were staring.
"Everything's fine, folks," he assured them. "This guy just tried to go through the express lane with more than ten items."
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