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Huff and Puff
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There's only one reason I would take up walking again...

So that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Put It On the Shopping List
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

Now I can't read anything.

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posted by "Chavez P" |
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In Case Of An Emergency
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When a job application asks who is to be notified in case of an emergency...

I always write, "A very good doctor!"

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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She Cooked Dinner
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My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.

So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Gegg Smith" |