Best Jokes

A juvenile court was prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary. The judge asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and role for the court reporter.

"Leah Rauch, deputy prosecutor."

"Linda Jones, probation officer."

"Sam Clark, public defender."

"John," said the teen who was on trial. "I’m the one who stole the truck."

The plumber is at the door carrying your new kitchen faucet and basin...

Let that sink in!