My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
I freaked out the electrician by opening the door in just my underwear.
I couldn’t tell what gave him a bigger shock – whether the fact that I was practically naked or that I got into his house.
Dispatcher: Nine one one. What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks. Why?