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Zack and Tybe, two Country Farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece. They sold each one for a dollar.
After counting up their cash, they realized they'd wound up with the same amount of money they'd started out with.
"See! " said Tybe. "Ah told yew we shoulda got a bigger truck! "
Anyone want to buy some exercise equipment?
I'm having a going-out-of-fitness sale.
Two friends are talking over lunch in an outdoor patio.
"So what are you doing for summer vacation?" one asks.
The other one replies, " I want to go to Italy again, like last year."
The first asks, "Wow! You went to Italy last year?"
The other answers, "No, but I wanted to."
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