Q. What did the Indian say when the herd of Buffalo ran over his boy?
A. Bison
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside.
Did you hear about the runner who left his math homework at the starting line?
He thought he could run away from his problems.
I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”
She then got drunk.