The bank manager noticed the new clerk was not good at counting money and adding up figures.
"Where did you get your financial education?" he asked.
"Yale," replied the lad.
"And what's your name?" barked the manager.
"Yim Yohnston," he replied.
I don't worry about getting older anymore...
I find I still do dumb stuff, only slower.
I'm terrified of elevators...
I'm taking steps to avoid them.