A bike in town keeps running over me...
It's a vicious cycle!
They say the truth is out there...
If that is the case...
Does anyone know the URL?
The secret to success is sincerity...
And once you learn to fake it, you've got it made!
Customer: "Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?"
Manager: "No, we already have all the staff we need."
Customer: "In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?"