Latest Jokes

Sign on entrance door to delicatessen:

KNOCKWURST BEFORE ENTERING!

"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"

"One dollar."

"You don't know your arithmetic."

"You don't know my father!"

Immature: a word that boring people use to describe fun people.

Here’s some advice... At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent!

Unless the job is a statistician!