Question: What is Love?
Answer: The light of Life!
Question: What is Marriage?
Answer: The Bill for that Light!
A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”
The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry, but you only booked one table…”
How many over-eager personal assistants does it take to put in a lig...
Done!
Shirts get dirty, underwear gets dirty, socks get dirty, but PANTS?
PANTS never get dirty and you can wear them forever!