What is it called when you get sick while riding in a carpool?
CAR POOL TUNNEL SYNDROME.
After resisting the advance of technology for many years I finally gave in and bought a cell phone. A few days later I called my wife and told her someone kept texting me but when I checked I didn't have a text message.
My wife asked who it said was sending a text. I told her I wasn't sure about the name but I thought it was a lady named Betty Low.
After a short pause my wife responded with, "I think you mean 'Battery Low'."
What did one fly say to the other?
Time to call the SWAT TEAM!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he was not chicken.