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My daughter loved the movie "The Wizard of Oz" and wanted a pair of ruby slippers just like Dorothy. My wife found a pair that were perfect, except they were very slippery on the stairs.

I told my daughter not to wear them when she was using the stairs. While sitting in my living room I heard the clomp, clomp, clomp of what I knew to be ruby slippers. I yelled up at my daughter saying, "I thought I told you not to wear those shoes on the stairs?"

She replied, "Daddy, I am just carrying my shoes downstairs with my feet."

Groups of people are touring the White House in Washington, D.C. As the tour ends, they are waiting in line to sign the visitor’s register.

A group of nuns are in line to sign the book, followed by a Jewish family with their young son, Sheldon. As they near the visitor’s registry, young Sheldon loses patience and runs ahead to sign the book.

However, his mother stops him and corrects him, saying, "Wait till the nun signs, Shelly!"