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Two old friends were chatting. One said to the other, "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV."

Other guy responded, "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine that, an SUV... what a great gift!"

"Yup! Socks, Underwear, AND Viagra!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I just put my new hearing aid in...

I can even hear my thoughts now.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."

"Oh, really?"

"No, O'Reilly!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |