Latest Jokes

Dad: "Say daddy!"
Baby: "Mommy!"

Dad: "Come on, say daddy!"
Baby: "Mommy!"

Dad: "Darn it, say daddy!"
Baby: "Darn it, Mommy!"

[Mom comes home and joins the conversation.]
Mom: "Honey, I'm home!"
Baby: "Darn it!"

Mom: "Who taught you that?"
Baby: "Daddy!"
Dad: ...

A junior-high student was studying astronomy and enjoying it greatly.

One morning at breakfast she mentioned, "On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon."

Her little brother piped up, "Are you gonna let her go, Mom???"

Sign at a fast food place: Eat, or we'll both starve!

A 10-year-old child was having a conversation with their grandmother while eating breakfast...

Child: "Nanna, I'm a chubby old man."

Grandmother: "What did you say?"

Child: "I'm a chubby old man."

Grandmother: "Now why would you say something like that?"

Child: "Well, everybody says I look just like my daddy."