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A security patrol officer in a senior gated community stopped an elderly gentleman in a speeding golf cart. "Sir, do you know your wife fell out of your golf cart when you hit that last speed bump?"
"Oh, that is wonderful officer", replied. "I am so relieved."
"Didn't you hear me? Your wife fell out of the cart!" the officer said in astonishment.
"You don't understand, I could not hear a thing for the last ten minutes... I thought I had gone deaf."
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple.
But with extremely limited memory.
Just 1 byte.
Then everything crashed.
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