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Favorite this joke While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes.
The woman asked, “Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?”
If it's "I before E, except after C", then shouldn't Albert Einstein be Albert Ienstien?
What would you call something that cleans vacuums?
"Vacuum Cleaner" is already taken.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have less than $11.00 of the original $1,000.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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