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I will not sleep...

... not until I find a cure for my insomnia.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What did the conductor say when asked to play "The Messiah"?

"I don't think my orchestra can Handel it."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails.

"How long do you want them?" asked the salesman.

"Oh," said the customer, "I was rather hoping to keep them."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal?

Student : The zebra.

Teacher : How come?

Student : Because it's still in black & white.

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posted by "Balu" |