I will not sleep...
... not until I find a cure for my insomnia.
What did the conductor say when asked to play "The Messiah"?
"I don't think my orchestra can Handel it."
A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails.
"How long do you want them?" asked the salesman.
"Oh," said the customer, "I was rather hoping to keep them."
Teacher : Which is the oldest animal?
Student : The zebra.
Teacher : How come?
Student : Because it's still in black & white.