TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Well, because class started before I got here.
Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: Okay, but I asked first!
What button does a dog push on the DVD player?
The PAWS button!
Cars and People are alike...
Some go Forward, some go in Reverse, and some just go around in circles.