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Favorite this joke Man: What, according to you, is Philosophy?
Friend: Philosophy are the ideas that act as guides for the best ways to live.
Man: So do you follow them?
Friend: No. I want everyone else to follow.
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.
Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.
Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."
A dollar may not go as far as it used to, but what it lacks in distance, it makes up for in speed.
Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’?
Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling."
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