Latest Jokes

A woman sneezed 4 times in a row.

A man nearby said, "Quad bless you."

What does Tiger Woods (golfer) and the Queen of England have in common?

Tee time.

My husband had just lost 50 pounds when, after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant.

When I returned home after my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug. He seemed to cling to me longer than usual. "Did you really miss me that much today, dear?" I asked.

"No," came the reply. "But you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go."

I hurt myself at crossFit today...

Now I find myself making crosses while sitting down...

I call it Cross-Sit!