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I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today.

The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

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What kind of sandwiches do they serve in the airline lounge?

Club Sandwiches

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A ham and cheese sandwich walks into bar and asks for a drink.

Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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If you ever need to know something, ask a teenager, they know everything!

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