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Favorite this joke A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman walked by. Doing a double take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, "Just how long have you been waiting?"
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No I deer!
A man driving by an insane asylum got a flat in his front right tire. He took off his tire and put the lug nuts in the wheel cover. As he rose he accidentally kicked the wheel cover and all the lug nuts went into a deep ditch. Looking in disgust he noticed an inmate at the asylum watching him through a chain link fence.
The man shouted out, "Why don't you take a lug nut from the other three wheels and use them to replace the lug nuts you lost?"
The driver said, "That's a great idea!"
The man replied, " Well I may be crazy, but I am not stupid."
What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?
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