Latest Jokes

My favorite baseball team keeps losing games, but they continue to have a T-Shirt Night, Cap Night, Bat Night, etc...

How about something new and exciting this season like a WINNING Night!

"Mom, I wish I had the enough money to buy an elephant."

The mother asked, "Why do you want an elephant?"

The boy replied, "I never said I wanted an elephant, I just wish I had that much money."

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

They prefer cricket matches.

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!