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A guy is doing some handyman work at a house. Across the room is a large gray parrot on a perch. The family dog comes into the room and jumps up on the couch. The parrot says, “Get off the couch!” and the dog jumps down immediately.

A small child comes into the room with toys and the parrot says, “Go to your room!” and the child picks up his toys leaves without hesitation.

The guy turns to the parrot and says, “I’ve never seen anything like that before."

The parrot looks at the guy and says, “Get back to work!”

Question: What’s the difference between a software problem and a hardware problem in laymen terms?

Answer: A software “problem” is like joining the debate team and finding out your first opponent was last years champion.

A hardware “problem” is like joining the wrestling team and finding out your first opponent is the captain of the other team and his name happens to be G.O. Rilla.

The waiter was shocked when I told him I want my salad naked...

Took him a while to figure out I didn't want any dressing.

I got a dog and named it "Twenty Miles". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.