What do you call a flea in a bar?
A bar-hopper!
Why is Popeyes the best fast food chain around?
They fry their chicken in olive oil!
I've only got one thing to say about Fruit of the Loom... I'll be brief, but....
What did the teen tell his doctor upon waking up in the hospital during a thunderstorm?
He thought he was safe from the lightning because he was "grounded".