Latest Jokes

Sign on church bulletin board in front of a church in a small Wyoming town...

THIS SUNDAY: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HELL IS?
COME AND HEAR OUR NEW ORGANIST.

I locked my keys in the car the other day...

But it was alright, I was still inside.

"How was your first day of seventh grade son?"

"It was great Mom, I found out I’ll be learning sex education in my astronomy class. The teacher asked if we had a favorite star and also said beginning tomorrow we’ll be discussing heavenly bodies!"

A father asked his daughter, "What do you see in that boy? That kid has his head screwed on backwards!"

"No he doesn’t dad, that’s how kids wear ball caps these days."