Some people who don't like seafood complain that it tastes too fishy...
How can you be so arrogant as to eat something and then complain that it tastes like itself???
After having a great time with his girlfriend, a young man saw a guy’s photo in her bag and asked,
"Is he your ex?"
The girlfriend kissed him and said, "No dear, that's me before surgery."
What do you call a flea in a bar?
A bar-hopper!
Why is Popeyes the best fast food chain around?
They fry their chicken in olive oil!