Latest Jokes

What is a Panda's favorite metal?

Pandamonium

Question: What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?

Answer: Start off with a big one.

The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"

"Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."

Dear Algebra Teacher,

Please stop asking us to find your X!